ISO - Sock put-er on-ers. Requested by my construction manager this morning as he was getting ready for the day. The distance between the current sock put-er on-ers (aka hands) and said construction manager's sock holders (aka feet) has become troublesome. The bendy part of CM's legs are no longer sufficiently flexible relative to the angle required to secure socks onto holders. Request accompanied by moaning and groaning. Will pay for shipping or meet up in the Home Depot parking lot before dark. We need something or other at the Depot every day anyhow. Would consider used put-er on-ers in decent condition. Reply ASAP as the next option is to employ a surrogate put-er on-er. Time is of the essence as the presumed surrogate put-er on-er would not be amenable to this task.
Will trade for dancing lessons if put-er on-er own-er subscribes to the "dance as if no one is looking" school of thought.
Serious inquiries only. Just kidding. All offers welcome. Any offer welcome. Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
Also interested in shoe put-er on-ers. See details above.
The struggle is real. Sigh. Selah.
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